Thursday, April 27, 2006

How to Shave (Video)

Are you just learning to shave? Are you a veteran shaver who is looking for some new tips for the Summer season? Well I've got you covered! Shaving not only makes the ladies not complain about your face being too rough but it also takes years off your face! Come shave with me and learn the tips and tricks I learned from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Go Carson! Actually my favorite is Kyan

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Dreams Come True in Ohio Diners

This dream is straight from the head of Dave Tuetken. He is my former drummer and my former friend. I'm just kidding Dave you always be my best drummer.

"I had a dream last night that you and I were driving across country again. somewhere in Ohio we were at a diner and you were hitting on the waitress. Her boyfriend was working behind the counter and jumped over and attacked us. A full scale brawl ensued. I woke up before finding out if we got out or not.

strange huh?
"

Does it surprise anyone that I would be hitting on a waitress at some diner in the Midwest while
her boyfriend is working behind the counter? God I'm sleazy!

What I make of this dream is that Dave misses me and the skill I show at flirting with young waitress girls. Dave is yearning to learn more from the master of flirt and sleaziness.

Dave, my son it will all come in due time. Be patient. You're still growing as a person. You are beautiful in every single way and words can't bring you down...

Sensei O'Connell

Monday, April 24, 2006

Gas Prices Suck!

What the hell is up with the gas prices! They keep going up and up and up and up!
When I first started driving back in 1998 a gallon of regular gas was as low as $0.99! Imagine that! It cost me like literally $11 to fill my Honda Civic up. Now just 8 years later its up to $3.14/gallon and costs me $32 to fill up my Civic. I know its probably more sad that I actually still have the same car since I was a teenager than the $2 gas inflation!

California is another story with its gas prices compared to the rest of the country. We get charged an extra amount because they put the gas through an extra process?!?! You know that's a bunch of bullshit - it's just so the wealthy can't get richer! I hate rich white people! They're so rich and white! Damn them!

I think that instead of trying to find ways to make more fuel efficient gasoline cars and other gasoline resources that we should push full force into finding new fuel sources. Something that is in much abundance like cooking oil from McDonald's. I don't know it's just a thought.

In the meantime I like every other stupid American will continue to pay over $3/gallon for gas with a smile on my face and no cash in my pocket (well having no cash in my pocket is more because I pay with my debit card).

Thank God for President Bush! (I'm kidding)

gso

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Coming out of Basketball Retirement

I played basketball practically my whole childhood. I started playing in my backyard when I was 6 years old. I used to play all the time with my friend Kevin Oliveria. He was so much better than me. He used to drain shots from so far away at such a young age. I would watch in amazement. It probably didn't hurt him any that his cousin Dana Barros was in the NBA.

I joined organized leagues when I turned 11 years old and dominated the players and teams with my impressive shooting skills, cross over dribble & thirst for knowledge. Ok so all I could really do well was pass and shoot from far away when I was wide open.

I stopped playing organized basketball when hit the ripe old age of 15. That's the age I went into my Nirvana wannabee stage, loner punkass stage & anxiety can't eat cause I might throw up stage.

So that brings us to the present. I basically haven't played a game of basketball since I was 15 and I'm now 26. Let's do the math...DAMN 11 YEARS! The same day I came out of retirement
I played 9 innings of softball. I had 2 hits, couple runs scored, 2 diving catches in the outfield & signed 3 autographs so you can see why I was a bit tired.

We had a 5 on 5 full court basketball game. Thank God the guy I was covering for the game had something wrong with his shins so he couldn't run at top speed or for long periods of time because I was pretty winded from running back and forth. I showed glimpses of my former self. I made a few nice passes, I made one jump shot, made some nice picks and played solid defense - sure it was all against a guy that was basically handicapped but I still kicked ass! The pain in my body that I felt after the game was such a nice feeling but it also showed me how many muscles I don't use. I'm starting to think I should bring a basketball on my jogs so I can stay in tip top shape and lose my fast food gut!

love your toy soldier,
gso

P.S. In the softball game my team won 26-25 and in basketball my team won 13-11. So the moral of this story is always pick me for your team because if you do you will win and you will look good which may be even more important than winning itself!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Rebirth of Television

Television has been reborn for me. I got my first SOYO 32' LCD HDTV. I must say its fucking amazing. The cut, clarity, color & carat...oops haha that's for diamonds. It really blows me how clear and sharp the picture is in HDTV.

It's kinda funny because there isn't that much programming that's in HD for COX. So I start watching things in HD that I wouldn't bother watching for more like 5 seconds in regular TV. Like last night I put on MHD (Music HD) and they were playing some tacky Bon Jovi concert with some country singer. I hate Bon Jovi's music but being able to watch him in crystal clear viewing pleasure is another story. Not to mention he is cheesy as all hell with his big ass smile and songs that seem to now be written but a songwriter that has no relation to the band but that damn HD signal drew me in!

I also get to play my videogames in HD...Xbox 360...Awwww so pretty! I think I'm in love all over again my little cutie 360 :)

View the Photo Set

gso

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The sites new look - Dig it or Yucky?

Hey my people! I updated the look of the site. Do you peeps like it or not?

To comment click the number next to the title of the post.

Enjoy!

Gregg

P.S. if someone could make me a banner I need one 760x200. Email it to me here
gregg@greggoconnell.com

Monday, April 17, 2006

How to Tie Your Shoes & Properly Apply Deodorant (Video)

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2 Videos in 1!

I'm trying to get a younger demographic to come to my exciting website. So one day at work (it's the place I get a lot of my ideas) I was thinking how cool and awesome would it be if I made a video for kids, teens and maybe even some slow adults on how to tie your shoes and how to apply deodorant!

There are lots of kids that have no clue how to tie their shoes and I want to be the one to teach them how to tie them! Kids grab your favorite shoes, two hands, watch and learn!

Do you remember when you were a pre-pubecent teenager gearing up to go through the hell that is puberty and your armpits starting to smell like an Italian sub? Well I also am here to help those hormone enraged teens. I'll teach you how to apply deodorant and I even give a recommendation on what kind of deodorant to use so that their is no aluminum causing cancer in their stinky pits!

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The Patient Teacher,

Mr. O'Connell

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Wolf Covers Danzig over a Boombox (Video)

This may go down as the best video I've ever recorded ever ever ever!

I went to open mic at Twiggs in San Diego, CA (University Heights) and this guy by the name of Wolf plays here. He sings Danzig songs over a boombox that plays a tape (yes I said tape) of Danzig music. He bangs his head, screams, takes his shirt off - its heavy metal mania!
it's sexy but serious!

It's the best shit ever ever ever!

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cheers mate!

gso

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Kung Fu Karate Dancing (Video)



Mike Watkins AKA Biggie Watts.
This is what happens when you drink too much 80 proof Agave Juice. Ultimate Dancing Fighter.

The Gman. Producer of Mayhem
In association with Big Oak Productions.

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Hiiiiiii-Yuh!

gso

Monday, April 10, 2006

2 Turtle Doves

Are you one of those people that when you first start dating someone you celebrate every single month spent together. In past relationships I have done such things but I usually stopped after the 2nd or 3rd month. I stopped usually because I forgot and/or got lazy and didn't feel the need to continue giving little gifts to show my "love". Emily and I have noticed that my roommate Erica has been getting such gifts every month that has passed that she's been dating her "fiance" to be Tim. He started off giving her a single rose, then this month he gave her two roses! We're thinking what's next? 3 roses? 3 French hens? #3 from McDonalds? I'm actually waiting in suspense to see what's next!!!

Since I'm a straight male this question goes out to all my female fans!

Does celebrating monthly anniversaries make you like the guy anymore quicker or richer than if he hadn't acknowledged it?

Sincerely,

Gregg Nice


Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Exposing My World

I'm definitely a pessimistic person when it comes to all things. I look to the negative side things first usually before I show or say the positive side. I may not always say the negative thoughts first but I do always think them. I can see the most beautiful girl and I'll instantly in my head pickout her flaws and sometimes dwell on the negative rather than the obvious positive to the point that it clouds my head with worries of what others would say if I was with her.

I'm a dreamer. I'm an idea person. I'm not organized. I don't implement things well. I lack direction.

Changing to a positive way of thinking has been creeping up on me the last year or so. The Ben Lee record "Awake is the new sleep" is such moving record and really made me second guess how I react and think on my first thoughts and decisions. It's funny how easy it is in life to be negative, or do bad things. For me at times it seems like such a task to think positive and do nice things for people when its out of my way. I'll sometimes do nice things for a girl when I know it'll get me something in return. I hate being that fuckin' shallow but it is just built into me, a fight I don't think I can win. The Ben Lee record just tells you its scary to change but the rewards of thinking positive are endless even if you aren't getting anything in return.

A new song "The Adventure" (Buy it on itunes) I downloaded today from Tom Delonge's new band Angels & Airwaves formely of Blink 182 is a fuckin awesome song. Its one of those singles I download and I could keep playing it over and over. Its just such a positive sounding song I really love it. It's all about change and I so dig it. I want to change my music writing style from sad, I'm so hurt love songs to happy hope filled in love songs. It's hard to write music like that without sounding cheesy but I'm going to do it after I finish the remaining songs on my new album.

gregg

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The Busier The Better?

If my world were greggoconnell.com then I would've completely dropped off the side of it. I used to post probably anywhere between 4 and 6 posts a week. I was making dance videos, writing funny songs, taking moronic photos all while I kept on posting angsty entries about how much I hated San Diego and how soon I was moving back to Massachusetts.

Basically from the time I moved to San Diego in November 2004 it seemed like it was my mission in life to find every single way possible I could hate this place. People that are from other areas of the country that move to San Diego say it takes about 6 months to get used to it here and fall in love. Well it took me over a year to fall in love with San Diego. I stayed in my house a lot for the first year and I only had a few friends and they could never hangout as much as I wanted. I pretty much gave up on girls and I was trying to become void of all the feelings of wants and lusts I have for them. I wanted to kill the instinct that "we" men have of wanting to screw every pretty girl we see. It is probably the toughest thing to kill because its just natural and to fight nature that way is pretty much impossible.

I can remember the turning the point in falling in love with San Diego. I was recording with
Bryan and I got a call from PK asking if I wanted to meetup and play at an open mic at Hot Java.
This night set off a domino affect - PK was playing with Jackie. Jackie and hit it off when we said our first words to one another. I knew we'd be cool together b/c the first thing I said (which I can't remember what I said) she started laughing. She and I then went to Twiggs open mic the next week together and I met a charming English chap by the name of Tim Mudd. He runs that open mic and was like "mate that was a great set!" I got a call from my friend Kim D later that same week and she's like do you wanna see my friends bands who is in town and I'm like sure that sounds like fun. Now try and guess who was also invited to this show? .......... umm yes Tim Mudd so he and I bonded even more and laughed and touched the night away. It's funny cause Tim dates my roommate Erica whom he met when I brought her to the Twiggs open mic a while back. I met my good friend Becca thru Jackie when we both went to watch Jackie play an open mic. I met Emily the girl I'm currently dating at PK's superbowl party. So the solution to finding happiness in a place is getting the fuck out of your bedroom and from behind your computer and finding something you love to do and others that love the same thing and people will follow. hmm that was a lot of "run-on" sentence huh! I never pretended to be an English major though thats for sure.

So like that title asks "The Busier The Better?" I said overall yes but in me becoming busy with more friends I have lost time and desire to do more of the things I love. There's always a tradeoff in life in everything you just need to find the balance and I have trouble finding balance cause I am all or nothing. : )

"love is watching someone die"

gregg