Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Natural Deodorant: The Best Way to not get Armpit Cancer

I was alerted to the harmful affects that most commercial deodorants have when listening to the Howard Stern radio show a couple years ago. He was saying how it caused cancer so naturally the hypochondriac that I am got nervous and switched deodorants. The cancer causing/alzheimer causing ingredient is called Aluminum Chlorohydrate (Click for the bad news on this ingredient)

The deodorants that have this active ingredient cause my armpits to rash up and burn. I needed to switch to a deodorant that didn't have this ingredient but at the same time didn't make my arms pits get all itchy.

I began my search at Target one day to find an all natural deodorant. I found the Ricola smelling deodorant Herbal Clear. The first time I laid this product on I instantly thought wow my arm pits are going to smell like Swiss Cough Drops. I was actually pretty excited but to my dismay Herbal Clear worked for like 1 hour and I began to smell. When I began to sweat......damnnnnnn my freakin armpits smelled like a medium Italian submarine sandwich with extra olive oil and vinegar.

I needed to find another natural deodorant so again I entered America's favorite red store Target. I found Naturally Fresh. This stuff has no smell at all and to boot it has a pink breast cancer ribbon sticker on it. So not only will I not get armpit cancer but I won't get breast cancer!
Plain and simple it doesn't work for longer than an hour or so. When you start to really sweat you smell like a junior high school dance in the summer time.

I heard about the Crystal Stick when looking at deodorants in Target. This guy began talking to me about natural deodorants and how they have this one deodorant called Crystal Stick at Long's Drug Store that actually works. I went to Long's and got the Crystal Stick! It's kind of different because you need to run the deodorant under water to get it wet then apply it. Guess what this stuff actually works! It's amazing! It doesn't have any smell but it works like a Honda Civic on a sunny day! Read the Crystal Stick's story!

If Crystal Stick would like to sponsor me I would be willing to be the official spokesperson for them. I know this product actually works cause I use it. I don't get any rashes and my armpits smell like clean skin all day long even if I work out! what! what! what?!

Save your sexy body from cancer and use Crystal Stick!
(maybe that should be their slogan)

gso

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do realize that you fell for one of the top 10 Internet hoax right? studies were shown and proven that the main ingredient in deodorant does not cause cancer.
This made the list of hoaxes that made its way around the net and had everybody beleiving in it, just like the old..."my child is sick and i can't afford the surgery, so please send money" or "send money to a country in Africa and you will be wired 100's of thousands of dollars" remember that one? the list goes on....
use the regular stuff. your gonna die somehow, I have yet to meet someone that's going to live forever. Hell, a friend of mine quit smoking and got ran over by a tobacco truck!

Gregg O'Connell said...

you love internet hoaxes!
you should start one!

i'm happy with my all natural deodorant. it works great for me and if you read my whole post you'd see that i am allergic to the stuff that has chlorohydrate in it.

thx for commenting but you know i'm right!

booyah
gso

Anonymous said...

There are still too many chemicals in even the supposed "natural" deodorants out there. I found the most "true" natural one out there at www.bionutz.com No aluminum but also none of the other chemicals that we can not even pronounce, check it out:Ingredients: Purified water, organic Virgin Coconut Oil, organic jojoba, emulsifying wax (plant based - non-soy), grapefruit seed extract, sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), organic essential oils of rosewood, geranium, cedarwood, and patchouly.

Gregg O'Connell said...

it sounds like i'd smell like a plant..hmmm