
This is really in no particular order. Enjoy it :)
1. When you die you won't be let down by not seeing God or getting into Heaven.
2. Your chances of being molested by a priest go down drastically.
3. You get to have intercourse with as many people as possible without the guilt trip of thinking the big guy upstairs wouldn't want you doing this!
4. You get 5 minutes freed up every night before you go to bed.
Woohoo to 5 extra minutes of sleep!
5. Masturbate every single morning, noon & night. Right now "God" says masturbation is bad! bad! bad! so get your hands out of your pants!!!
6. You get to finally worship Satan and wear black every day!
7. No more stale pieces of bread and cranberry juice!
8. You can start dating your best friend Mike without feeling guilty, even if he has the same
genitalia as you!
9. You can finally believe in evolution. Now you can freely and
confidently say that we derived from apes at one time or another.
10. No more believing that Ole Mighty God is the one responsible for all the massive natural disasters and that the world is going to end soon because we are all fighting with one another. We know that WE are the ones that can and will end our world not some supernatural force!
Did I miss anything?
gso