It's easy living for girls. I am envious of girls! Girls definitely have it made in this life. They can make a living, be taken care of or just get farther in a company by being sexy. They can show some cleavage, wear tight clothing, show some leg and they're made.Guys don't have this kind of luxury of using sex appeal as a vehicle to success in life. If anything the guy will come off as a pervert. For example I have these mesh shorts. One day I was scrubbing around and was too lazy to take a shower. So as the day went on I got kind of hungry so I decided I'd order a pizza from Papa Johns. Now remember no shower, lazy, mesh shorts, a t-shirt, oh and uhhhh NO UNDERWEAR. So as I am about to go in and get the pizza Emily says "Gregg uhhh look down" I look down and what do I see? I see my Cock-A-Doodle-Do trying to fight out of his mesh imprisonment. No, I wasn't pitching a tent or anything along those lines. My Doodle-Do is just "well sized" so he was just showing a bit. The point of this story is that if I was a girl and my boobs were sticking out a guy would think that was sexy. But if girl saw my little man trying to fight his way outside they'd think I was a nasty perve.
I see it alot in California where girls 10-15 year younger/pretty gals are married/dating these older rich guys ugly dudes with alot of money. Alot of the girls out here are mad shallow. BUT they do get to lead lives of luxury and get all of their materialistic needs met. They don't need to work, they live in nice houses & go on fantastic vacations to places I don't even know!
Shit If I tried to use my sex appeal to not have to work but still have a luxurious life my wife/girlfriend kick my hairy white bum out. Herbie & I would be homeless. The only girls that don't care if you work are the big ugly ones that can't easily get a guy anyway so they'll take anybody that gives'em a little attention or a bite to eat.
Girls can use their sex appeal to get out of traffic tickets, get into clubs free, get free drinks.
Fuck I need to be a girl. Imagine If I tried being all sexy to get out of a traffic ticket. The cop would either bitch slap me or throw cuffs on me and hurt my soft wrists.
Being a girl is the best job in the world!
gso
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Help me! Ive fallen and I can't get up! Oh where oh where is Wonder Woman or Supergirl when you need them.
if they can't help you get up Gregg O'Connell can!
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