It's Modern to be Stupid

You don't need a thought to look good. I don't see it much in my daily life of work, my dogs & napping. I do see it alot on TV & in Pacific Beach. It's a lifestyle & it's trendy. It's beautiful girls with blank thoughts, cute purses, big sunglasses, expensive perfume, empty stomachs, fake tans & meathead boyfriends.

I don't understand the attraction of acting stupid. Why would you want to be stupid when being smart is so much hotter! Let's take the cast of Saved by the Bell. Jessie Spano was smart, tall & pretty. She was student body president for Bayside High & Valedictorian of her class. She dated the school jock A.C. Slater. Sure she had some problems with caffeine pills in order to stay up late and finish studying and eventually even passed out. But she persevered & got past those drug problems and eventually went on to greatness with a starring role in Showgirls.

Next we'll take Kelly Kapowski on. She liked talking on the phone, shopping with the girls & flirting with Zach. Kelly was the quintessential "Air Head". She never studied or did good in school. She hooked up with Zach, Slater & Jeff. She was not only an air head but also a hussie.
What did Kelly go onto? 90210 then what?!?! No good movies for her.

Kids the moral of this story is stay in school, become class president, be yourself, don't get addicted to caffeine pills, get 8 hours of sleep/night, date the school jock, & don't watch E! or else you'll think you're too fat and you'll start acting stupid.

Just Listen to me and watch Run's House show on MTV and you'll become something special.
Thank you to Matt Pond PA for the inspiration for this blog entry.

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