The Hairy Bagel

Bagels were created back in 1683 by a Jewish baker from Austria. If you don't know what a bagel is then you're kinda fucked up I'd say. They are these circular doughy bread treats with a hole in the middle.

I don't claim to be the originator nor do I claim to be a pro at making "Hairy Bagels". Hairy bagels were created in 2006 probably by some dude with a hairy buddah belly like mine. Hairy bagels are different then regular bagels because you can't really consume them. Here are a few things you can do with a hairy bagel.

Grab it
Squeeze it
Lick it
Shave it
Bite it
Suck on it
Get the lint out
Pray on it
Rub it
Spread cream cheese on it

So as you can see you can do many things with a "Hairy Bagel". I made my "hairy bagel" on November 4, 2006. To observe my "hairy bagel" in its virgin state to me is like watching a newborn baby come out of its mothers womb with all that gook on it. It's a beautiful most edible looking treat that all men, women & children should crave.

How to make your very own hairy bagel. Well you need two things in order to have a genuine "hairy bagel". You need some fat on your stomach and some hair on your stomach. Next you take your two hands and place them around your belly button about 3 inches from your belly button. Then you lightly squeeze thus creating your own hairy bagel.

Here's a video of someone making a hairy bagel!

Go ahead kids enjoy and share your creation with the rest of us!

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