Hairy Belly Syndrome

Who doesn't love a hairy belly? Well it seems like a lot of people don't. Girls & guys especially!

As some of you know I have a hairy belly. I am also very very white. When you mix those two things together you have a recipe for disgusting! Well this is what everyone says to me that sees my nude stomach.

When I was a younger Gregg like pre-pubescent era I didn't have a hair on my hairless body. Then puberty hit me at the age of 12. My voice changed to sound more manly and I was growing hair in places that Asian people only dream about! My belly hair started off really simple and cute. I had the "pleasure trail". You know the trail that goes from the top of your stomach to the area down south where all the fun happens. I had this pleasure trail for a good 7 years. Then all of the sudden I began growing hair on the sides of my belly and some more on my chest, nipples, etc. Thank God none grew on my back. George "The Animal" Steele syndrome was not in my future.

I remember the first two people to make fun of my "hairy belly" were my brother and sister. They would say how disgusting it looked. Once I moved out of my mom's house I was safe from the teasing at least I thought. Along comes Zdenek "Terry Honda" Janda. I go tan apartment with him and his wife Cathy Janda when I was 21. Zdenek would call me a hairy gorilla. I never cried but sometimes I just wanted to lay underneath my bed with the dirty pots and pans and sulk.

Then one day last year out of the blue I decided to shave all my belly and chest hair with an electric razor. This worked splendidly. I felt like I had a new lease on life. My stomach looked like a new belly. It was pure white. The kind of white that everyone likes their chicken to look like or their teeth (you choose). I only shaved it once and my roommate Erica at the time thought it was kind of freaky and almost more disgusting then with hair.

I've since let the hair grow back in. This brings me to last night. I had just finished working out at the gym and I was all hot and bothered. I took my shirt off and decided before I took a shower I would play a game of Uno on my Xbox 360. Well when you play Uno if you have a Xbox camera you can see the other people. The people I was playing with could see my hairy belly. I stood up to go get something and when I did this they had a point blank view of my stomach. In unison I hear "Ewwwww that's fucking gross man don't ever do that to us again!" I'm like what's wrong? They go "you're stomach is really really hairy and to make matters worse it's super white. Maybe if you had a tan it wouldn't look so bad but you don't." I was devastated. I get teased in real life and cyberland. I can't escape it!

I'll continue on in life with my hairy white stomach and hopefully one day society will accept it with open arms. For right now I'll continue hide it with shirts and blankets.

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