My Penis Has A First Name...

Like the Oscar Meyer Bologna commercial goes "my bologna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R..."
Well most guys give their penis's first names.

I've always half joked about names for mine "Herman", "Dinky", "Stanley" & "Willy Wonka". Giving your cock-a-doodle-doo a name is a joke all guys can enjoy because as guys and girls know men's penis's have a mind of their own and they deserve their very own names. It's like having a second brain attached to your body with its own thoughts, opinions, feelings, wants & needs. You need to feed him the energy he needs with food, he needs to be groomed and cleaned. He needs to be protected from the evil in the world because he doesn't want to get sick and die. To keep him in tip top shape he needs to have fun by meeting and playing with new friends.

I'm not the only one who has given their penis a name. Macaulay Culkin calls his "Floyd". "Floyd" sounds like a wonderful name for a penis. It makes me think its fast, flacid & flexible. 3 adjectives girls/guys love. If a girl/guy were to ask your penis's name and you said "Floyd" your partner will most likely get wildly aroused and be ready to fornicate in mere seconds.

Just like a rocket, a sex pistol, a meat wrench, thrill drill or whatever else you may call your penis if it works and its healthy than share it with the rest of the world. Don't let it go to waste because by the time you hit 60 years old it may not work at all without the help of Viagra. Be strong, stand tall & free it like that whale Willy in the ocean. Keep it safe, protect it, care for it because once it's gone it's gone forever!

gso