Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Uhaul

Have you ever rented a Uhaul truck or even just been to one of the Uhaul shops. Fucking A Uhaul is depressing. First of all the employees that work their must have the education of a 2nd grader because they seem like some of the most idiotic people around. The employees all seem unhappy with their jobs as well. One lady was like "I've been here since 6:30 am and it's now 3:00 pm and I still haven't had a lunch." When I hear that kind of shit I'm like fucking stop whining and just take a lunch who gives a shit. It's not like Uhaul is your business and it's going to go under if you take a lunch break. Your job should never come before eating. Eating is what gives you energy and makes your endorphins go wild!

Uhaul is way unorganized. They were misplacing slips for customers. They gave us the receipt of some lady that lived in La Jolla for a totally different truck. They need me and Herbie to step in and run that ship. We'd run it like a Kenyan runner runs a marathon "consistently fast and steady".

Emily & I went to Uhaul on Sunday to reserve a truck so we could finish moving her stuff into my apartment. So while we were waiting in line one lady is screaming at the clerk at the register complaining that they gave her truck away that she had reserved and that they didn't have a replacement for her. Then you have other people in line huffing and puffing swearing under their breath. I should've just said "dude fuckin chill out you meathead" The ones always whining in line are the redneck guys with hats on, scruffy beards & pickup trucks. Like for real what else do they have to do? Go to a bar drink some MGD's/Budweiser and watch NASCAR?!?!?!?

If you can avoid renting a Uhaul truck then skip it at all cost. I must admit their prices aren't that bad. $19.99/day for a 14 foot truck and $.79/mile. But just having to go into a Uhaul, wait in line, hear people bitch and moan and have to deal with idiotic people sucks majorly.

gso

3 comments:

Gregg O'Connell said...

no contacts those eyes are 100% NATURAL!

Anonymous said...

Just about everything on Midway is depressing..ESPECIALLY the Uhaul

Gregg O'Connell said...

Vons and Fantastic Sam's aren't depressing. they are quite happy actually