Blog Spammers!

I fucking hate blog spammers! I've been getting like 5 comments a day from blog spammers!
I'm thinking of putting up a "word verification" code in order to comment that way those mofo's can't automate spam onto my virgin website. They've been posting shit like this:

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I had no idea what "Phentermine" was until I looked it up. It's a drug that lowers your appetite. What person in their right mind woud honestly buy drugs from a link that some cock sucker posted on my blog?!?! The person that would is probably an overweight 35 year old female that reads my blog because she saw something that I wrote on RSM's blog. She feels like her life is over and needs a change because RockStarMommy makes her feel ugly because RockStarMommy is a attention whore and needs to take obscene raunchy photos. That is the person that would click on a blog spammers comment on my blog.

I've also been getting this one as well

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What information is the spammer talking about? What kind of info did I possibly give him? My blog provides no information about "Viagra" the sexual enhancement drug for men. If anything my blog provides readers with an occasional laugh every week or so. So maybe they are selling Viagra to dudes that have very small penises before an erection. When they take Viagra they have a constant boner making it seem like they have a bigger penis than they really do? It's really just an illusion and the girl is tricked making the guy a modern day Penis Houdini!

Dear Blog Spammers,

Feel free to write any comments you'd like except for trying to sell drugs that everyone else on the internet sells. Who doesn't want to be skinny or have a boner all day? I know I do! BUT and that's a capitalized "BUT" why not try selling roasted peanuts or salted sunflower seeds? I love me some nuts and I know that if a blog spammer posted links on where to buy some premium nuts then I'd be all over that like an Asian girl on a white guy!

gso

PunkyStyle.com Visits greggoconnell.com

My electricity is finally back on after being out for over 24 hours. Living without electricity really sucks. It reminds me of how the "Little House on the Praire" people used to live. I loved the show but I'd hate to live during that time period. How the hell would I check my email?!?!?

Thank God my blog buddy Amy aka PunkyStyle.com came to California this week.
Punky had seen one of my dance videos about a year ago and has been a big fan ever since. We decided to meet up on Thursday at PB Bar & Grill in Pacific Beach. I really thought she was going to be a party girl who drank like a mad woman but I was pleasantly surprised to find out she's totally laid back, nice as pie, sweet as cake & as kind as a tulip. She brought her two friends Carly & Mark. They also were very cool like cucumbers. I brought my posse of Erica & Emily. Mark's friend Renee showed up a short time later.

The dude Mark ordered some spinach dip and as he was eating it found a good sized piece of glass in the dip. It was so big that if he had eaten it accidentally he probably would have bled very badly. So he told the waitress and by the time we got the bill they charged us like $35 for an $80 bill. So it seems pay to have glass in your food.

After the fiasco with the food at PB Bar & Grill we headed over to The Tavern. Everyone has a few drinks but before I knew it I had to go home and get ready for bed. I said by goodbye with some hugs and high fives.

So to my girl Punky it was terrificly splendid meeting you and your friends and I hope we get to hangout in the future.



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NO ELECTRICITY?!??!?!??!

This has been a very trying week for me to blog! I went to the Ellen show and got home late and couldn't blog afterwards because my brain was tired and my intestines were full of garbage! I can't write much right now but I will later but just let me tell you that my electricity was off when I got home from work yesterday and is still off!!! Something happened with one of the breakers and they can't fix it until today.

I have many tales of Punky, friends, Pacific Beach Bars, Glass in Food & more! I even have photos!!!

More later today. Please pray for my shiny white ass! I feel dead without electricity.

Ellen Show: Twelve Days of Christmas (Ebay + Photos)

Boy was I tired after attending the Ellen Degeneres Show. I can sum it up as "Waiting, Traffic, Lines, Waiting, Lines & More Waiting".

I woke up at 3:20 am. Left my house at 4:00 am. We arrived at the Ellen Show at 6:00 am to make sure that we would get into the studio audience. We would be waiting until 11:00 am until they finally passed out the tickets. Waiting in line wasn't all that bad. Everyone was super friendly. There were these 3 cool hipster girls from Palm Springs in front of us. We all began chatting and before I knew it I was in heaven. Why was I in heaven? Well it wasn't because I was right next to 3 girls that thought I was God! I was in heaven because we were playing UNO! I love playing UNO on my Xbox 360. We played a few games of UNO, took some photos, I made them laugh like 85% of the time except for a few times when they didn't understand a couple of my jokes because of my super intelligent wit! There were only a few gay guys that I saw in the line of 300+ people. There were definitely more straight guys then I thought.

At 11:00 am they passed out tickets so finally some freedom! I was free to do whatever I wanted in the wild city that is Burbank, CA from 11:00 am -3:30 pm. So my 3 new friends (Jazzy Judith, Simple Anacely & Avantgarde Sheryl) me & my co-worker headed over to Acapulcos for some Mexican food. We all got the buffet since it was cheaper than the actual meals. We stayed there til 1:00 pm.

After that the girls went to their show since there were 2 tapings and they were in the first one. So from like 1:00 to 3:30 pm I went pee a few times, made some phone calls & listened to some music. It sucked! Like most blogs do! At 3:30pm we got back in line and waited for them to get us into the NBC Studio parking lot. At 4:00 pm we got into the parking lot and waited until 6:00 pm. At 6:00 pm they took us into the studio. For the next 20 minutes they blasted all of the played out hip hop tunes of the day and made the audience dance to it. Ellen came out around 6:20 and did her show for an hour. Emilio Estevez was the main guest. He was pretty boring and didn't have much of anything to say kind of like me.

The first present we got was Boule Chocolates. Basically it's overpriced chocolate that comes in a cool box. The next gift was a $300 gift certificate to Calyx & Corolla again another overpriced store. The last gift was a pearl necklace valued at $1,500 from PearlParadise.com. You can read more about the gifts here.

I don't think I would ever attend another Ellen Show taping because of all the waiting and downtime. You can't really get in your car and take off during the down time because you'll lose your parking spot and have a lot of trouble finding another one since there are no parking lots around the studio. I'm going to sell the necklace on Ebay. I've been eating the chocolates & I'll use the gift certificate from the florist for all the special women in my life.

Bid on the necklace!

gso

Ok You Can Officially Call Me Homo Boy!

Tomorrow I'm attending the Ellen show as in Ellen Degeneres talk show on in the afternoon. I'm attending because my co-worker got tickets and her spouse can't attend so I'm the next best thing. I'm cool cause I have a blog. I'm fun because I don't need alcohol to have a good time and I'm funny because I take photos of myself in a mini-skirt.

Most of the people that attend the Ellen show if you've ever watched it are women, gay guys and the random husband who was dragged their because his wife's friends couldn't go. Why am I going? Well because I'm going to be getting some phat ass presents for free! It's part of Ellen's 12 days of Christmas and I'm attending day 5 of that. She's given out iPods, $300 gift certicates, towels & tons more shit! I'll be on TV on Wednesday of this week.

I'm excited to be getting free gifts but I'm kind of bummed because I have to wake up at 3:20 am so that we are definitely in the studio audience and get all three gifts instead of being kicked to the backstage room and only receive one gift. It's in Burbank, CA which is like 150 miles away from me one way! The last reason is because I'll be there from 6:00 am to 7:30 pm...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to be a tired mofo!

Tomorrow when I get back I'll post the photos & videos I took along with what I got for presents. Wish me and luck and make sure to watch her show on Wednesday to see me dance with Ellen!

gso

The Germans Slap Happy Dancing Fight (Video + Photos)

Believe it or not I actually went outside last night. I'm talking out into the world not a virtual one or an indoor restaurant. My friend Bill, his girlfriend Michelle, Emily & I went to December Nights in Balboa Park.

It's basically just this festival that celebrates the different foods around the world & kicks off the holiday season. They used to call it Christmas Nights but the people that aren't Christian got mad and demanded a change. People are so sensitive it's so fucking cheezie! Get over it! If you don't like it make up your own festival!

Click here for December Nights photos

On our way out of the Beer Garden we saw these German people dancing up on stage. As I started to walk by them I realized that they were actually slapping and hitting one another in the face. Then they make these crazy sounds like Ric Flair "Woooooooooooo" So you hear them saying "wooooooooo" and you also hear their slaps against one another's faces. It's easy one of the funniest most entertaining videos I've seen in 4 to 5 weeks!



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Harajuku Boy aka Japanese School Girlboy Pictoral!

I've always found those Japanese School Girl outfits sexy. It really wasn't until Gwen Stefani brought Harajuku Girls to the the forefront of American culture that I realized how much I adore those crazy little Japanese girls.

The REAL reason I decided to do a Japanese School Girl pictoral is because I saw RockStarMommy try to be all sexy and Asiafied on Flickr. I thought to myself I can totally pull that off and BETTER! Her legs aren't that nice anyway. It's the skirt and socks that make it sexy.

So Emily (ha ha sorry but you did help me) said "I have a short ruffley skirt and some tall soccer socks you can wear! " So I put the skirt on over my boxer shorts but then we realized that I had to take my boxers off because they were showing under the skirt. So I took off my boxers, put on a blue button up shirt and tied it into a knot and voila! My sexy Japanese School Girl look was complete!

I hope you enjoy my ATTEMPT at being a sexy Harajuku Girl ;)

gso

Brian Tate Memorial

I just found out today that my twin Brian from work will no longer be working with me anymore because of budget cuts. They are getting rid of all unnecessary temps so they "discarded" him today. He wasn't too bummed about it. He's actually looking forward to having some free time to snowboard, go out with his college friends and sing Bright Eyes cover songs at the local coffee houses.

When a friend of yours doesn't work with you anymore it's almost like breaking up with someone. You're so used to seeing that person everyday and then one day they have to pick up their things and leave. You go from a routine to having to find someone new to fill that void that the routine was once in.

Change is good and kind of sucks. It's good in that if your leaving a situation you're not happy with then hopefully the new situation will bring some good luck joy club. Brian is a cool dude even if he is all "California'd Out". He may sound like the male version of Paris Hilton "Hey Braaaah" but he gets 5 purple flowers in my book of daisy's anyday!

Brian and I were the only white people in my little group of 8. Now I'm the only white person. It's not that weird being the only white dude in the group because except for the food my co-workers eat we all pretty much like the same shit. We all like Borat and we all hate Bush!

So to my man Brian Tate Good luck with your life and may all of your dreams of one day getting the chance to drink toilet water from an unknown bathroom stall for $1 Million come true! You're a cool dude with a cool haircut. You look like me but that's about it. You're probably lucky you don't have the same personality as me or else everyone would thing you're a "fag"! Thank your mom and tell her to send you a few hundred bucks so you can pay you're fucking rent you LUSH!?!?!?

gso

New Camera! New Photos! New Video!

For Christmas my mom purchased me a Sony DSC-T10. It's very sleek and sexy. It's super easy to operate and the photos come out pretty good. I still need to get a Sony memory stick so I can take more photos with the camera before unloading them onto the computer. I also have to learn how to take good photos cause I kind of suck at it.

Here are some photos I took the day I got my new little baby. Most of the photos are inspired by Dirty Laundry!

I wanted to try out the video recording on it. I recorded a 30 second clip that after watching is really how a day in the life at home is here at the O'Connell/Ignacio Household. It's nothing but crazy voices, dogs, loud TV's & pajamas.